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Mushrooms: The Super Food For Midterms

Liliana Owen, Journalist

October 11, 2019

Everyone knows that mushrooms are disgusting .... right? Well, whether or not you like them fried, raw, on pasta, or not at all, mushrooms are little superheroes of health and goodness, hidden almost right before our eyes.

Gun Control: The REAL Problem

Gun Control: The REAL Problem

Treysen Anderson, Guest Writer

October 8, 2019

Alright. I’ll humor you. Let’s say it is the fault of the guns that these people are being murdered. From mass school shootings to gang brawls to hate deaths, in all of these cases the guns can and should be blamed for the bloodshed. After all, 14,000 people were killed in gun related incidents last year. Let us restrict, establish gun-free zones against, and even ban guns. And, following this same principle, all road fatalities brought to pass by texting and driving can and should be blamed on the phone. 40,000 people were killed by car wrecks, and roughly half of those were caused by phones, leading to a grand total of 20,000 deaths due to phones. However, in these cases, the phone is merely ignored and we continue on, warning and encouraging our communities to use their phones wisely, when we all know that phones should be restricted and we should establish phone-free zones to protect our citizens.

Spoons & Stupid Cavemen

Spoons & Stupid Cavemen

Amira Gilbert, Journalist

October 2, 2019

We all know that the invention of spoons was a special day in the history of the universe, these very useful utensils can do all sorts of things like -  1. Scoop up soup, 2. Eat cold or hot things that we would not like to eat with our hands, 3. Pick up liquid that we could not pick up with forks or knives. Th...

Him

Him

Elouise Angel, Guest Writer

October 1, 2019

I get this warm and fuzzy feeling when he looks at me. It's almost like he can read my mind and his eyes are responding to that constant question in the back of my head. Anytime he says my name my stomach seems to disappear, overcome by my heart taking up every inch inside of me. I love shadows aro...

Supreme Court Case Pulls Foundation Out From Under Global Warming Activists

Supreme Court Case Pulls Foundation Out From Under Global Warming Activists

Sonya S. Smith, Guest Writer

September 23, 2019

Global Warming has been a big issue in politics and for activists for almost thirty years, and is supported by what is famously called the “Hockey Stick Graph.” But the Hockey Stick Graph was just discredited when the author of the graph, Michael Mann, refused to bring the data he used to create...

Alone

Alone

Liliana Owen, Journalist

September 23, 2019

alone buried underneath a wave of depression I take what may be my last breath: I try not to fear my only transgression is not having asked for help when I was here. trust me do not walk the path alone battling the disorientation of the wave of depression don’t think you’re on your...

Phemenoe’s Prodigious Presciptions

Phemenoe’s Prodigious Presciptions

Phemenoe, Official Advice Giver

September 23, 2019

I am Phemenoe, here to impart my amazing wisdom to you. Danielle and Derrick have ... met an untimely demise in the Burger world, so I am here to take their place.

Inspiration Hour With Mr Ure: The Phases of a Williamsburg Semester

Inspiration Hour With Mr Ure: The Phases of a Williamsburg Semester

Liliana Owen, Journalist

September 23, 2019

On Friday, September 13th, Mr. James Ure joined us for Inspiration Hour to share with us “The Phases of a Williamsburg semester.” To start, he showed us a picture of himself when he graduated. You could see the pride and accomplishment in his eyes as he stood with his young family. He had graduated...

Shark Attack? Or Human Attack?

Shark Attack? Or Human Attack?

A.M Gilbert, Journalist

September 9, 2019

Many people believe that sharks are vicious predators that eat people at random and are a real threat we should be scared of every time we swim in the ocean. Rumours have been spread about how sharks kill hundreds of people each year. No matter how you look at it, sharks seem to be held as evil creatures ...

A Solution Beyond Boundaries

A Solution Beyond Boundaries

Daniel Hancock, Guest Writer

September 9, 2019

Mohammed Hakmi is excited. He recently landed a job as a web developer with Canadian high-term firm Bonfire Interactive in Kitchener, Ontario. Previously, he worked illegally as a web developer to support his parents, three sisters and brother. As a Syrian refugee living in Lebanon, his talents were...

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