My Dear Lotion
An Whimsical Poem about the Awesomeness of Lotion
November 25, 2019
oh my dear lotion –
that lotion in a pink bottle –
your moisture
my hands do coddle
oh my dear lotion
that makes my hands feel so nice
that keep them healthy
I love you once, I love you twice
oh my dear lotion
I sing praises to you
I love you in winter
yes, I do; yes I do
you smooth and un-chap
you pamper, you hydrate
you are so awesome and awesome
my winter mate
oh my dear lotion
my dear dear lotion
I couldn’t live without you
my dear health potion
I love it, it is HILARIOUS and funny, well done!
Thanks, Amira!