oh my dear lotion –

that lotion in a pink bottle –

your moisture

my hands do coddle

oh my dear lotion

that makes my hands feel so nice

that keep them healthy

I love you once, I love you twice

oh my dear lotion

I sing praises to you

I love you in winter

yes, I do; yes I do

you smooth and un-chap

you pamper, you hydrate

you are so awesome and awesome

my winter mate

oh my dear lotion

my dear dear lotion

I couldn’t live without you

my dear health potion