Greetings, fellow Burgers.

I am Phemenoe, here to impart my amazing wisdom to you. Danielle and Derrick have … met an untimely demise in the Burger world, so I am here to take their place (I am sure you miss them; I know I do).

Anyways, if you have any questions, you can send them to me. I specialize in questions about how to lead a balanced life as a teen in school, but I will answer any other question you send my way as well.

To send me questions, just shoot an email to theburgergazette@williamsburglearning.com and put ‘Advice’ in the subject line. Mrs. Williams will receive that email and strip it of name and email address before forwarding it to me. This means that you will be anonymous to me. I will reply to your email as soon as I can. If for some reason, I cannot answer your question, I will let you know.

Also, any letter you send becomes the property of The Burger Gazette and can be published. I am so excited to serve the Burger community and answer your questions!

Signing out,
Phemenoe.